I declare war
What do you do during your bored days? Some read depressing novels. Others climb into bed and watch reruns of Everybody Loves Raymond. Me? I mark my face with war paint, jump into a pair of combat jeans and hunt my room for innocent ants. Once captured I bring them to my interrogation center (my computer desk) and burn them with my 75 cent lighter. I know they can’t answer the question’s I ask them about who sent them. But that’s the point. Because if they could, I wouldn’t get to watch them trying to wiggle free as the flame gets closer to their body each time.
I know what your thinking. You watched a story on CNN about some depressed kid who burned ants as a kid, killed and stuffed his neighbors house cats when he was a teen and murdered innocent people in his adult life. But thats not me. Honest. I told you, I only do it when Im bored.
So keep me busy!
UPDATE: After writing this post a good friend admitted to me that she once poured her nail polish on a dead bird and set it aflame! Sounds like a PostSecret.
