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Doggy rape on the rise

Posted on Tuesday, December 11, 2007 in Comedic

NEWS JUST IN: It seems dog owners are getting a bit more than what they bargained for this christmas season from their K9 friends. While human crime is dropping rapidly, doggy rape is growing at an alarming rate in neighboring countries.

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Sources say dogs all around the world are feeling the ‘heat’ more than ever and are beginning to look to their owners for sexual satisfaction. Dog experts are baffled in trying to find the core cause for this disorder. We spoke with Animal Channel TV Host, Ceaser Millian from the Dog Whisperer television show to try to get a better understanding of just what is causing such a horny outbreak among the k9 kingdom. Though he declined to tell us, he did however provide us with video footage. Indeed, these dogs are in bad shape. The MNN (Mainee National News) sends our best to the families of dog owners at this delicate time. Our hearts go out to you.

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  1. DOG rape hmm as i read this i had a flash back to those time with my old bet Pincher named missy she was the cutes but sometimes after our nightly baths together as i would groom her i would see a differnt side of her i dont no if it was the grooming that gave her flash backs of her mother, but she would always leap for my breast and bite. this was during my growing days so it was pretty painful..

  2. That my child is a result of Doggy rape in a form. Report that K9!

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